Folding Fitted Sheets

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gryfowl asked: Happy birthday!! :D

Thanks! I’ll have some pictures later tonight. Taylor put up a banner, we got breakfast with a rad friend of ours who made me an amazing painting of Taylor and I as Zelda characters, and Taylor and I are gonna play some laser tag before having dinner with her family.

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Most of my drafts are (dragon related) posts I’m planning on adding art to. Message me a number between 1-6 and I’ll draw whatever I was planning.

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probably-a-succubus:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

carryonmywayward-idjits:

Please excuse me while I walk over your husband’s corpse like he’s nothing and upon entering the room, ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful

i love how everyone just knows what this is referencing

i dont and i am slightly mortified

(Source: odestayouhavemyheart, via notanothergeekgirl)

Filed under mortified snape harry potter mortified means embarassed probably meant horrified

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Talk to your followers; Legendary Pokemon Style

Articuno:
When was the last time you thought you were going to freeze to death?
Zapdos:
Have you ever been in a situation without power for a long time?
Moltres:
Remember that one time you were a sweaty pig, why was that?
Mewtwo:
Ever had a time when you felt like the power of the world was in your hand?
Mew:
When was an act of selflessness affected your life?
Raikou:
Boom! Thunderstorm, bad times, explain?
Entei:
You ever felt like you were on fire(doing said thing very well) when you were doing something?
Suicune:
Favorite winter memory?
Lugia:
Do you shy away from problems or face them head on?
Ho-oh:
Ever had a day where nothing could bring you down from your eternal happiness?
Celebi:
Is there a time you wish you could go back to, and why?
Regirock:
Have you ever done a act of service that required huge labor, what did you do?
Registeel:
Is there something you had problems with but now it can't even scratch on you?
Regice:
Has anyone have ever been so cold and rude to you, that it left you immobile?
Latios:
Is there a male role model that has impacted your life?
Latias:
Is there a female role model that has impacted your life?
Kyorge:
Favorite experience in the water.
Groudon:
Favorite experience in summer!
Rayquaza:
Ever had a moment where you felt like you could fly?
Jirachi:
What's something you have always been wishing for, but know it probably won't happen?
Deoxys:
Has anyone told you to change who you are? What did you do?
Uxie:
That one moment in school where you were the smartest kid in the class, please do share that!
Mesprit:
On a scale of 1-10 how well do you control your emotions?
Azelf:
If you start something how likely are you to finish it?
Diagla:
Do you feel like time goes by too fast or too slow?
Palkia:
Ever though about what is out there in space?
Heatran:
Least favorite thing about summer?
Regigagas:
Do you feel like you a better person then you 5 years ago?
Giratina:
Where's the one place in your life where you feel like you could be completely you?
Cresselia:
A moment where you felt true peace?
Phione:
Who do you consider to be parent, if you couldn't choose your real parents?
Manaphy:
Is there a place, that no matter how lost you are, could always find your way back there?
Darkrai:
Ever had a bad thought about someone/something? Did you regret thinking it?
Shaymin:
Is there a certain time in the year where you feel like you are happier then the other times.
Arceus:
What do you think is gonna happen in the afterlife, if you believe in that?
Victini:
Ever had a super lucky moment?
Colbalion:
Did you ever step up and take the role as leader?
Terrakion:
If you had really big strength, what would you do with it?
Virizion:
Ever had a situation where you had to leave super fast? What?
Tornadus:
Ever had problems with tornados?
Thundurus:
What's the clostest distance you have been to a lightning strike?
Landorus:
Been in an earthquake?
Reshiram:
If you could scorch the world and get rid of something, what would it be?
Zekrom:
If you could add something to the world, what would it be?
Kyurem:
Do you have a friend that is just like you?
Keldeo:
Ever had a really cool under dog moment you would like to share?
Meloetta:
Do you like your voice?
Genesect:
What bugs you the most?

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I’m pretty fucking positive there’s no armadillos in Arizona. Like, I would know by now if there were, I’ve been scoping the wildlife since I got here. But I was driving to the animal shelter for my volunteer orientation and this thing was scurrying across the road ahead of me. I stared at it, because it looked exactly like an armadillo. As I got closer it was a beige grocery bag. The wind had it puffed up to look AND MOVE exactly like a cutie armadillo. As I watched it climbed the curb (STILL LOOKED LIKE AN ARMADILLO) and crossed the street. I’m a little convinced it was an armadillo pretending to be a plastic bag.

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I’ve been reading a lot of Terry Pratchett lately. By a lot I mean I’m rereading the entire Discworld. A bit just struck me. Sam Vimes talks about how when you die, or you’re near death, your brain latches on to the details, and starts soaking it up. You stare at the carpet, suddenly caught up in the complexity of the weave and pattern because your brain knows it doesn’t have much longer and tries to collect as much information as it can.

Depression kinda strikes me the same way. I’ll sit and stare at a wall or the carpet or my blankets and be totally absorbed in just looking, it’s like my brain has fatalistically decided that this is the last time I’ll see this mundane object. There won’t even be other thoughts I’ll just be looking; it could be meditation if not accompanied by that leaden feeling in my chest.

Filed under depressed today's been shitty why are days of the hardest? it's because I have no where to go here sorry I'm a mope lately I can tell more funny dildo stories if you want